This is a fictitious product that I wish existed when I experienced my first period.

Equipped with everything confused young ladies (or maybe all ladies) could need for their surprising bodily celebration for their coming of age: pads, tampons, tissues, pain pills, bleach pen, chocolate, extra underwear, and a heat pack! For those horrible, horrible cramps. Comes with a handy dandy diagram in case you don't know what to do with any of those.